Only girlfriends can understand this one. This is specially formulated diet

designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

 Breakfast

 1 grapefruit

> 1 slice whole wheat toast

> 1 cup skim milk

> Lunch

> 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken

> 1 cup spinach

> 1 cup herbal tea

> 1 Hershey's kiss

> Afternoon Snack

> The rest of the Hershey kisses in the

 bag

> 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

> Dinner

> 4 glasses of wine (red or white)

> 2 loaves garlic bread

> 1 family size supreme pizza*

>  *3 Snickers Bars

> Late Night Snack

> 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

> 

> Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.